Thursday 21 November 2019

My Generation

Labels are for clothes, and it has always struck me as rather unsatisfactory to lump together a diverse mix of people and apply a glib title to them. Which is why terms like Generation Z, and Millennial have always puzzled me somewhat. I now know (although am likely to forget) that Millennials are people born between 1980 and 1994, and Generation Z comprises those born from 1995 to 2015.

This means that in my immediate family we have a Millennial, a Generation Zer, and two Baby Boomers (that's me and my wife, obviously, the other two being our daughters).


The Baby Boomer graphic actually looks uncannily like me.


The Baby Boomer generation (those born 1944-1964) is, unlike the names for the other cohorts, a title that I've been familiar with for many, many years. With a spectacular lack of interest, it never really occurred to me that subsequent generations would be given titles too.  And the Baby Boomer moniker is accurate enough, describing the post-war prosperity that was particularly enjoyed in America and which resulted in a growth in birth rates. I'm not entirely convinced that in the UK any baby boom was driven by prosperity as many people - my parents included - led a financially precarious existence (my Dad had many different, often shortlived jobs when I was growing up).

After the Baby Boomers came the group dubbed Generation X (born 1965-1979, and of whom little reference ever seems to be made as far as I can tell), then Millennials, then Generation Z. None of this is of any great importance to me, but to some - social scientists and marketing men especially - the difference between generations is key.

Marketing products by appealing to key elements of a particular generation's characteristics will help maximise sales of whatever product we are talking about. Baby Boomers are unsurprisingly the biggest consumers of traditional media such as the TV and newspapers; they are more likely than any other generation to prefer to do their banking in branches rather than online, and many have concerns about the security of their finances as they pass into retirement. Generation Z, on the other hand rarely, if ever, visit a bank branch, have grown up in a world where the internet is ubiquitous and therefore have become entirely reliant on their smartphones and other devices. Streaming services and online content have replaced traditional methods of watching TV for them, and they have probably never even read, let alone bought, a physical newspaper.

The application of specific titles for different generations and the psychobabble that surrounds it is merely a more complex way of saying that we are different from our parents and different from our children. Which is the same as it ever was, way back to the generation that saw the sabre tooth tiger become extinct and told their offspring that they didn't know how lucky they were not to have to contend with such big cats.

New life has been breathed into the generational gap thing this year with the entry into our language of the phrase, "Ok, boomer," which allegedly came into being when - in a TikTok video[1]  - a grey-haired man (presumably a Baby Boomer) says that “millennials and Generation Z ... don’t ever want to grow up.” On a split-screen next to him, a young man silently holds up a notepad on which is written “OK Boomer.”

Inevitably, 'Ok boomer' went viral and has even spawned a range of clothing. The phrase itself is used by many who belong to Generation Z to target those of particular political persuasions - think supporters of Donald Trump, or Brexit - those who resist technological progress and hold unreconstructed views on climate change and the like. I guess that if you wanted to put a face to this generation it would look like Piers Morgan or Jeremy Clarkson. This whole 'ok boomer' thing is of course, terribly ageist and a sweeping generalisation; it's also true to a large extent.



I consider myself to be relatively enlightened - I've embraced many of the new technologies, I rarely go into a bank branch, I'm comfortable with streaming services, read online or downloads rather than buying  physical newspapers or books - and I think that I have a relatively young outlook. In short, I don't think that I am a typical boomer, however, I have to admit to exhibiting a few of the traits that apparently define my generation.

For one, I am likely to launch conversations with the phrase, "In my day,"  for example making comparisons with the three channel television coverage that I had to endure when I was growing up with the multiple channels and exponentially growing number of streaming services available today. I am also likely to sit, stewing quietly and muttering complaints, in restaurants when I see people who came in after us get their order taken and their food served more quickly than my group.

Baby boomers hold their phones in one hand and text with their pointer finger (I think they mean index finger): Yep, that's me. Boomer culture is lining up to board a plane 30 minutes early: Again, yes, although 30 minutes sounds like cutting it a bit fine if you ask me.



There are a lot of stereotypically boomer traits that I don't have, however. I don't invoke the Second World War as a justification for being right - or for anything else, come to that. WWII was over for more than twelve years before I was born, how on earth is it relevant? I don't find it necessary to mention the ethnicity of everyone when I relate an anecdote, I don't double space after full-stops, and I don't assume that every screen is a touch screen. Oh, and I am not offended by the whole 'Ok boomer' thing and I don't think it is ageist, I actually think it's rather amusing (if a bit boring now), and completely normal inter-generational banter.


Double spacing after a period (full stop)? Rees Mogg's your man, and
having been born in 1969, he's not even a boomer, he's part of Generation X

Just to prove that there is nothing new under the sun however, I read this morning that today's teenagers  have started accusing millennials of being out of touch, as it seems that  they are making fun of the younger generation, by romanticising older TV programmes, and beginning sentences with, "kids these day." Furthermore millennials think that their music is better than modern music, that today's teenagers "don't understand the 'pain' of rolling up a car window with a handle instead of a button."

Perhaps most tellingly, millennials are slowly losing their innate gift for understanding technology - my younger daughter has admitted as much to me - and just like the baby boomers, they are finding the pace of change and new technologies bewildering.

If all of this is true, then millennials and baby boomers have much, much, more in common than either of them thought. The fact that we have gone from 'ok boomer' to teenagers mocking millennials in the blink of an eye is something I find really rather reassuring.




[1] TikTok is a social media video app for creating and sharing short lip-sync, comedy, and talent videos. The app was launched in 2017 by Chinese developer ByteDance (Wikipedia). I offer this for the benefit of Baby Boomers who probably think that TikTok is the sound a proper clock makes.

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